A Message from Sylvester Aden

Welcome to the website of National Security Command. My name is Sylvester Aden, and I am here to tell you more about the NSC, and how we protect the good citizens of Great Britain from anyone that threatens the order and stability of our fair land.

In these pages, I will tell you how the NSC was formed in 2017, give you a guide to the organisation, a virtual tour of our headquarters in Lierbury, and many, many more insights into this, the most powerful and effective force this country has ever known.

You may consider a career with the NSC. If so, please get in contact with us. We are always looking for the right kind of people, and have positions to suit almost everyone.

Sunday 12 February 2012

Mandatory ID Chipping

The Government's ID chip scheme becomes MANDATORY from January 1st 2021.

ID chips give citizens security and protection:

Vehicles are now manufactured with a sensor that treats the ID chip as a key. Only authorised people can unlock the vehicle doors or drive the vehicles.

Cheque, credit, and debit cards are already being phased out by banks. ID chips are all that will be needed to make financial transactions. Cash, both notes and coins, will be phased out in two years. This will reduce mugging, pickpocketing, burglary, and some other forms of theft.

You will no longer need tickets when travelling by public transport. Simply use your ID chip when beginning and ending your journey.

For businesses, access to critical areas of buildings can be limited by using locks that recognise authorised ID chips. Household sensor locks will become available within the next few months.

ID chips will also help with the provision of health services, benefits, and other social services.

Passports will continue to be used for the next three years before also being discontinued in favour of ID chips.

Make sure you get access to these benefits as soon as possible. Your ID chips can be implanted painlessly in your right hand and the soft part of your neck. They are similar to the chips already used for pets.

Get your chips implanted, and avoid prosecution.

2 comments:

  1. Do you really think people are going to let the government stick chips in them? A lot of what you have said here can be done with a smart phone, anyway.

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  2. Very true. But smart phones can be stolen or lost. Same with ID cards. You cannot lose a chip (unless someone cuts your head AND hand off, using this scheme). Sometimes, what may seem to be unthinkable, becomes acceptable if a number of small intermediate steps are taken. Also, by suggesting a totally over the top plan, a lesser one gets adopted.

    A little story for you.

    A boy goes to his father "Dad, please would you give me £5?"

    The Dad says no.

    The following week, the boy says "Dad, can I have £200?"

    Dad says no. Boy says "OK, then can I have £5?"

    Dad says yes.

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